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idk. I like butts
if pete finds this, im not even sorry


ps. my name is alyssa
  • me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
  • me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner

indigesti0n:

blink 182 is so weird cause one second you’re listening to a song about blow jobs and then all of the sudden adams song comes on and you’re on the floor crying

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

ACTUAL MILF BLOGS KEEP LIKING MY POST WHAT IS GOING ON????

taking my sister to her orientation makes me so happy im not a freshman

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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